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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

14.06.2025 00:04

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What made you feel disgusted today?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

How do you identify a woman player?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

I think that being gay is wrong, but I treat gay people respectfully like any other person. Is it homophobic? Or offensive in any kind of way? Aren’t disagreement and discrimination two different things?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?